Follow this handful of simple rules and we will likely get along just fine.... fuck up, and you'll be exiled to go toil on your own looking at My pictures from afar with no acknowledgement or feedback of any sort....

1. I Make the Rules -- This is just the way things are. I decide what I do and when I do it. I also get to decide what you do and when you do it. You have no say in deciding anything. I do what suits My whims and you either accept and agree to anything and everything I say... or you leave. My life and My rules are for My happiness, not yours... get it through your skull and we'll get along relatively well...

2. Nothing is Free -- I honestly hope you do not go to work on a daily basis and toil for free. So I also hope you do not expect me to do the "WORK" of dealing with a retarded loser like you for free. If you want to chat, you'll pay. If you want to see pics, you'll pay, If you have any interaction at all with me, you'll pay. Frankly, if you try to contact me before sending a tribute, the amount I'll ask for will be twice as much as had you just been a useful little twerp and sent a small gift beforehand.

3. Sacrificing Will Become Second Nature -- If you decide that you want to be of use to Me... you will need to learn to sacrifice. Sacrifice going out. Sacrifice spending on friends. Sacrifice your relationship so you can be more useful to Me. Sacrifice your car and learn to use public transit. Sacrifice whatever you have of value, so that I can take more from you. Frankly, what need do you have for a nice watch? Sell it and learn to ask someone else for the time. Send Me what I deserve and learn to accustom yourself to the joy of sacrifice.