Clearly freaks like you relish the opportunity to be near Me, so being the generous and wonderful Goddess that I am I will offer you piggies the opportunity to buy a litany of My things. So, get out your little pathetic wallets and pay Me for things I am ready to throw out or cannot believe anyone except the biggest losers would pay for.... go ahead pig boy, make a purchase and then drop Me an email and let Me know if you need some special care taken to prep these overpriced items for your foul little mouth... ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Get shopping weirdo....

Some of the fine items I offer losers like you...

Old Gym Socks, One Day Workout :: $50
($25 more for each additional day of wear)

These perfect little socks will be worn to the gym while I hit the treadmill, then do My typical circuit, and finally as I cool down on the stairs or bike. A good 1.5 to 2 hour workout and all the sweat from My Perfect Peds. Want them worn a second or a third day, or have a special request? Drop a line and be prepared to pay extra freak.... ha ha ha ha ha ha....

Old Toothbrush, With One Request :: $100
($25 more for each additional special treatment)

A toothbrush that has found it's way inside My Perfect Mouth. You know you'd adore the opportunity to brush with a toothbrush I have used, so why shop at the market for your next toothbrush when you can pick up one I have already used and spit out for a paltry $100? And with the purchase I'll take the time to give you one little request with it. Want it dipped in My toilet, or cleaning My floors before I send it to your foul mouth? One request per brush. Only one brush available per month so get yours before some other loser does.

My bathroom trash, full of surprises :: $50
($50 more for any special requests)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what a freak you have to be to want to buy My trash. Fucking losers and piggies will pay for anything. But since you weirdoes have requested it, here it is. A full bag of My personal goodies and items. Old water bottles, Q-tips, cotton swabs with My removed nail polish, and who knows what else. Loads of goodies waiting for your nasty mouth inside. Your $50 gets you the bag as is the day you order. Any special requests are subject to an additional $50 fee and My approval. Some things are still too good for you weirdoes and I am not selling them to you for $100.... ha ha ha ha ha ha...

There are a wealth of ways to pay and please Me piggie... pick one and get to it...
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